Saturday, 14 November 2020

When Aliens Arrive


When aliens arrive will their insurance 

cover any damage they do to our planet? 

How are we going to handle delaying tactics 

from a non-domestic insurance company based 

in another legal jurisdiction? 


Will they have the correct currency to cover the

cost of refueling? 

What about provisions for the return trip to their 

home planet? 

Will they pay for those too or expect charity? 


Will they swagger in like pirates expecting their 

demands to be met or will they knock on the 

door begging for assistance?

Will they have bothered to learn our language 

or be like the British and just presume that 

we will learn theirs?


Is there going to be any planning for adequate 

parking space prior to their arrival? And what 

about medical checkups, quarantine periods, 

drug testing and cavity searches? 

Who's footing the bill for all this? 


Then there are the more serious questions:

Will they turn up unannounced at an inconvenient

time, like in-laws, expecting us to drop what we're

doing and play the role of congenial hosts? Is

there going to be a dress code for when we meet?

Are they going to gossip behind our backs about

our dress sense, table manners, children's

behavior or political views?What do we do if they

think pink and green go together? Will they

understand that watching the nightly soapie 

is mandatory? Do they talk only during the ads

or insist on conducting conversation during

the broadcast?


And the most serious question of all:

Do they like football?



MDC 23/10/2020



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